soft blocked

when you approaches a soft serve yogurt machine and have to wait for the guy who jumped in front of you to make his first, or wait even longer for the machine to re freeze the yogurt because the guy that beat you to it made 6 and it got soft

example 1:

i need a vanilla yogurt
sorry i gotta make 10 swirls first..
ohhh you just got "soft blocked"

example 2:

i just got "soft blocked" jose heard i needed a yogurt so he ran to make his first.

by nofriends420 January 4, 2010

red-blooded male

A term given to any man with a full haired sack. A good indicator is to rub the sack in question against a carpet, if the hair of the sack in question rises up above the shaft, then sack is belonging to that of a red-blooded male.

I went down to Price's the other day to get my ears lowered but there were too many red-blooded males sitting on the steamy gleamer. God damn Gashtonville and its abnormally high level of male sex hormones in the tap water.

by John Derpt February 24, 2011

booked ass

an stronger form of the phrase book or booked it.

"where'd that mu'fucker go"

"yo, that nigga saw jake and jus' booked ass

by mr deckard October 18, 2008

Brooked

The act of letting someone into your house so they can sexually assault you.

kyler: I brooked taylor last night
John: kyler you creepy bastard

by Addi Travis January 2, 2012

Bloomed

When you hit puberty

Omg dude your voice ! Have you bloomed

by Bigdickalez August 7, 2018

Bottle Blocked

Similar to cock blocking or vagina blocking, bottle blocking is when you cock block your self. This occurs when one ingests wayyy to much alcohol, brings home a female or male, takes them to the bed room, and proceeds to pass out rather than fornicate.

-Dude did you end up getting with whats-her-face last night??
+NO! I totally got bottle blocked!! FUCK!
-Toats dude that blows..

by mattthomas0 November 5, 2010

Cop Blocked

To be denied a sexual encounter because the cops intruded.

Dude, I was totally about to get road head when I got pulled over. They totally cop blocked me!

by BigCheezy0489 September 29, 2011