mexican blindfold

The act of taking a poo across someones eyes when they are passed out so when they wake up they try to get whatever it is off their eyes and just smear it everywhere so they cant see.

Me and Cody got so fucked last night, and when we woke up we had mexican blindfolds on.

by Cody Wilson (loc) June 25, 2006

Blind Fucked

When a group of people are playing poker and right as someone is about to be the big-blind, the blinds are raised, causing that person to have to put in more money.

Kyle "Alright Nick, you're big blind, and the blinds just went up to 50/100"
Nick: "Dammit! Thats the 2nd time tonight Ive gotten Blind Fucked!"

by Bronus Wagner August 19, 2010

Blind Bandit

While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.

If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.

by FleaWard45 April 28, 2013

boobie blind

1 - when you don't notice anything about the girl except her big breasts.

2 - when a guy a staring at a female too long.

"hey, check out the girl over there."

"dude, she's fat. you're just boobie blind."

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(when a guy is staring at a girl and not paying to the conversation.)

friend - "hello??? quit being boobie blind."

by azlurker July 27, 2009

Chimo Blinds

When the blinds on a window have that bend in them like someone might be watching you.

"We need to fix that bend in our blinds so people in the pool dont think we are watching them through our chimo blinds."

by Salleone August 4, 2009

Blonde Blinders

The effect a blond girl's hair has on your overall increasing opinion of her bangability. Not present in all males.

"Billy's all over that chick, his blonde blinders are on like always, that chick is fuuugly.

by Mattimus Van January 22, 2010

Color Blindness

Color blindness or color vision deficiency is the inability or decreased ability to see color, or perceive color differences, under lighting conditions when color vision is not normally impaired. "Color blind" is a misleading term; there is no actual blindness but there is a fault in the development of either or both sets of retinal cones that perceive color in light and transmit that information to the optic nerve.

Jack failed the Ishihara test because he has Color Blindness.

by Mr. Hasnoface December 9, 2011