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blender

Two men stand front to front and perform the helicopter without using hands (hips and legs only). It is important that the penises are flaccid and never touch. Otherwise, it's gay.
A blender is when two men helicopter each other without touching their flaccid penises. If they touch, one of them has to die.
by dmnyd$ December 28, 2010
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breeder farm

The entire world and everything in it. Due to the fact that the VAST majority of people are heterosexual and therefore "breeders"
Let's run an experiment shall we? Since "breeders" are bad, we shall exile all homosexuals to an island. Eventually, they will all die. Sorry but breeders win this round assholes!
by Cool Guy Extroidenaire January 17, 2004
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The Blender

The blender is a sexual act where the woman uses her breast milk and puts it in the blender. after that the man cums into the blender and last off the girl squirts into the blender. after that you blend it all together make the girl drink it and afterwards putting a thin line on the mans penis and inserting it into the woman.
I performed the blender on Stacy yesterday
by ViViD.kickback March 9, 2017
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blederin

a member of a certain type of gang where only the most solid will survive...found in west yorkshire...consists of only a few elite members
there is only a few blederins in the bled fya sand crew.
by Danny P-Dizzle October 9, 2006
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proven breeder

A sarcastic insult that implies someone is either deformed or absolutely fugly.
Background: one day i was surfing through the internet looking at breeder snakes and there was a one-eyed one that had 'proven breeder' next to its name, thus i coined the insult 'proven breeder'.
"Wow Sean is a fucking proven breder. what a tool shed!"
or
" Wow your mom is a proven breeder, look at you!"
by Greg and Cory November 6, 2004
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Blender

An analogical term used to reference a symbolic "blender" that contains multiple "fruits". The "blender" symbolizes a theoretical pool of love while the fruits represent a person's multiple (or singular) love interests. The blender is a mixture of the different love-interests, whether they be real love or simply a vague attraction/crush, that a person might have. Often used when describing a complicated or frustrated love-life.
1. Who's in your blender?

2. I have several different fruits in my blender.

3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.

4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.
by ThatDizzyLizzie December 22, 2008
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breeder

a person of the oppisote sex that is worthy of breeding (not necessarily with the actual making of the babies)
now THAT is a breeder
by div February 6, 2004
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