bird jesus

Lord Helix has blessed us with some lag to allow Pidgeotto to finally evolve after the 4th try to Pidgeot Bird Jesus.

Bird Jesus: Originally a Pidgey who evolved into a Pidgeotto and, through great effort, a Pidgeot. A tank, at the highest level of all the current Pokemon. The backbone and savior of the team, and chosen one of the great Helix Fossil. Reborn as "aaabaaajss" (or "Abba Jesus")

Praise the almighty Bird Jesus and our savior, Lord Helix.

by Lord helix February 28, 2014

Joe Bird

To stab or shank some one in the upper leg or calf.

In a football stadium at a high school if you had a knife and you got upset for no reason you could Joe Bird someone and be haled off by the police. Never to return to school again.

by Streisand,B January 18, 2008

Bird Law

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.

It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

loser birds

When you are up all night to the point of hearing the morning birds chirping. Most of the time it is from drinking or drugs.

Man I partied all night until I heard the loser birds

by jlion31685 September 30, 2011

top bird

one who has achieved a high level of excellence

Dang, that broad can sell... she's a top bird.

by Cbo August 14, 2006

bird flute

a tiny penis, so small a song bird can use it to play a song

that guy has a bird flute.

by dutes March 8, 2008

synthetic birds

The sound of a bird chirping created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of "house" music.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.

I listened to a song by some house group a few days ago that had synthetic birds in it.

by Telephony January 1, 2015