Bingo Bestie

A joke for certain people like me and a few others.

Hey Bingo Bestie lets go get my money from the dole on Friday and go to the bingo.

by Bingo bestie December 8, 2019

Bingo card

This is a slang term for a pussy used among the dirty whores who have entered their geriatric state.

Andy get your big sweaty ass over here and use your bopper on my bingo card while I run my fingers through your luscious curls.

by Tenaciousron July 19, 2019

bingo

Refers to the common phrases one may hear from people when they tell others they do not want kids. Imagine it like a BINGO board, covered in these common phrases. The joke is that the phrases and pleas are so common, it's almost like you can play a game of BINGO with them.

This phrasing is used in the childfree community to outline the stereotypical criticisms people face when they mention they do not want children.

I knew that I didn't want to have kids since I was a teen, but every so often when the topic comes up with a date, she will bingo me.

Last night, my parents bingo'd me about when they'll be having grand children. They don't know about the vasectomy, and neither does my girlfriend.

by BernieBroDan August 14, 2021

bingo

bingo is a very pog and swag individual. people with the name bingo really know their stuff. bingo will always have your back no matter what situation. bingo’s can also be scary some times so make sure you do not get on their bad sides.

jeffery: oh yeah my friend bingo always had my back
sara: who’s bingo?
jeffery: bingo is my swag and pog friend

by turbulent June 30, 2021

Bingo

A bash held by an angry white boy with small peen

You:"Is there a bingo this weekend?"
LB:"NO YOU UNGREATFUL CUNT"

by Luca Macaione January 31, 2022

Minecraft bingo

A competition in minecraft where two teams are given a 5x5 board of items (the same board) and race to get a bingo or 13/25 or whatever the goal is first.

Is everyone interested in Minecraft Bingo?

by LizardInACan March 17, 2024

Three-Way Bingo

A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.

Tess Holliday is a Three-Way Bingo.

by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023