wet Biden

A nasty smelling poop-producing, have-to-change-your-clothes fart.

Mitchell ran home to change his clothes because he cut a wet Biden.

by Shecares November 11, 2021

Failed Biden Pullout

A retreat that is such an epic fail that the whole world is in awe of your ineptness and stupidity.

In 2021 Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, leaving thousand of America citizen stranded, Billion of dollars of Military hardware and assets in the waiting hands of the Taliban. This will forever be know as a "Failed Biden Pullout."

When you're humping your former babysitter Jill, accidentally give her a cream pie, and 9 months later, Hunter Biden is born, another example of a "Failed Biden Pullout."

by Google Sucks My Balls August 22, 2021

Birmingham Bidet

When you poop in a porta potty and you get some of the blue water backsplash on your butt

Steve had Taco Bell and had to poop really bad and saw a porta potty, but ended up going in the woods because he didn’t want to give himself a Birmingham Bidet

by LieutenantDangle August 29, 2021

Full Biden

Full Biden, the complete loss of cognitive focus manifested by verbal gaffes, inappropriate gestures, self humiliation, emotional labilty, situational unawareness, confusion raising concerns about actual dementia

Last nite I drank so much I went “Full Biden” at that party and made a complete fool of myself.

by Ofashea September 13, 2021

Brown Biden

The act of Joe Biden himself delivering a steamy shit on your chest.

"Hey John what's wrong?"
" I got a Brown Biden last night."

by The shit maniac January 25, 2022

Manual bidet

When you blast a turd out so fast, the splashback cleans your ass for you.

"Man, I really turned the manual bidet to high last night. Even my thighs got wet!"

by Re:Milkman January 30, 2022

Blue Bidet

When you drop a turd in a porta potty and the blue liquid splashes up on your butthole.

Don’t worry, I’m clean down there. I hit the blue bidet at work today.

by vgrid February 18, 2022