Ate a bible

When someone does something so unspeakable. Something too gross or sexual to say out loud

He went to his a house and let's juts say they ate a bible

by Sonét April 20, 2018

Bible Bootie

A woman with a perfect ass, straight out of the Garden of Eden.

Goddamn, girl, that is a Bible Bootie if I've ever seen one.

by the_scrambler June 4, 2022

bible bats

When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no

“I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT”

by GangsterGangyBikeBoi October 25, 2017

Bible Bumper

Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.

Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”

Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”

by That one lost remote June 9, 2021

bible bump

A giant bump that you hit with a bible to cure. Commonly found in the Wild West.

Looks like ol davie got himself a bible bump again.

by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 19, 2021

Bible Brandishing

While raising your hands during worship, revealing your conceal carry to the congregation.

Bruh, I didn't know Josiah carried, he is straight up Bible Brandishing right now.

by BrokenDentures December 24, 2022

bible scars

Anything emotionally or physically damaging from religious institutions or the perpetuation of said institution's beliefs

Man the Passion of the Christ gave me bible scars

by Lonzae October 18, 2017