Bed Inspector

The secret rapist/friend under your bed while your awake then goes on top of the bed to sleep next to you while your asleep.

Matthew is Daniel's Bed Inspector.

by TheBedInspector June 11, 2011

Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself

A term disparaging the experience at any big box chain store.

I could be watching the game this afternoon but the wife's got a big dose of Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself waiting for me.

by Kash65 October 17, 2012

bed rotting

The Gen Z term for staying in bed for days on end binging on Netflix, Tik Tok and Hinge as examples.

Hey man, where have you been? I haven’t seen you in ages.

Sorry brother, I’ve been bed rotting for the last week.

by Chriso! June 2, 2023

Bed Whore

one who takes over the whole bed when you are trying to sleep in it.

one who is inconsiderate of others while sleeping in the same bed.

n: Kim was being such a bed whore last night and I couldn't fall asleep.

v: "Kim stop bed whoring the pillows, I don't have any."

by ws11 September 1, 2009

bed stomp

To have sex in a quick and rough fashion.

"Wanna bed stomp?" said the hot chick.

by Someguy9999999 January 3, 2007

bed shitting

A sports term in which a team loses and completely gets ripped apart in.

"well guys, tonight was complete bed shitting" there was shit going on everywhere. "and you drex, you should have been infront of the net taking the pass." " Fuck, all we did was just shit the bed."

by Patterdome May 23, 2008

Bed holocaust

The act of jacking off and killing millions of knuckle children

Juan: Hey, I just commited a Bed Holocaust and put it in the fridge.

Adolf: That's why the yogurt tasted funny.

by mr.horhez March 3, 2011