Mr. Beans

The best fucking drum player ever to walk this planet.

Mr. Beans is not gay.

by Wait, who is Joe? November 16, 2019

cool beans

a slightly 70's style phrase which acts as an exclamation of approval to a previous statement

'i just got that girls number!'
'cool beans!'

by jimbob brown April 24, 2006

Garbanzo beans

a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.

by Trentset May 29, 2008

Beans (Of Men)

Beans are the two things on a mans body located in a skin sack. They are also known as testicles. Balls are another word for beans.

playing baseball, " Oh shit, ughghh the ball hit me in the BEANS!"

two dudes hanging out. "Damn it! I just spilled dr pepper on my beans"

a guy who got laid last night. " Dude, my girl was sucking on my beans soooo fucking hard man!"

called beans, but are really Beans (Of Men)

by The Doctor... April 16, 2009

Beans in the trunk

When you jam your cock up a girl's ass.

Yo, Lachanda. Lemme put my beans in the trunk, girl.

by Rufino Jay November 27, 2009

toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman July 29, 2008

Cruel Beans

An unfortunate turn of fate.

"When they popped a cap in my homie's ass, that was cruel beans, man."

by Lunchmonkey November 15, 2009