Friend: Kinsey just got here, and she wants to talk with you. I think she saw you with Aubrey.
You: Beam me up.
You: Beam me up.
by DirtyDunk May 30, 2024
Get the Beam me up. mug.A queer person’s secret weapon, a laser beam made up of all the colors of the rainbow. However the power to emit it must be found from within.
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by drewbeams July 29, 2022
Get the Drew Beams mug.A highly theoretical device that accelerates subatomic particles (protons, electrons, or ions) to near-light speed in a focused beam. Upon striking a target, the particles dump their colossal kinetic and radiative energy, causing instantaneous, violent heating and nuclear disruption in the surface atoms, effectively "igniting" a microscopic fusion or fission event in the target material. It's a lightning bolt made of matter, not electricity.
Example: "The lab's prototype particle beam igniter was a proof-of-concept nightmare. When aimed at a tungsten block, it didn't melt it. The point of impact briefly glowed with the light of a miniature supernova as the tungsten atoms themselves were shattered, releasing a burst of X-rays and transmuting a tiny portion of the block into different elements. It was alchemy via particle physics."
by Abzunammu February 2, 2026
Get the Particle Beam Igniter mug.A hand-held weapon of pure, comic-book-level overkill. It would fire a micro-pulse of accelerated particles, delivering a dose of radiation and heat so intense it would flash-boil flesh and ignite the very air around the target. The recoil from ejecting mass at near-light speed would likely shatter the user's arm, and the power source would be a small reactor. It's the pistol you design when you've decided physics is more of a suggestion.
Example: "The schematics for the particle beam igniter pistol were confiscated. The reason? The 'back-blast' of neutralizing ions would give everyone in the room a lethal dose of radiation, and the target wouldn't be shot—they'd be turned into a brief, expanding cloud of radioactive plasma. It was less a firearm and more a single-use, directional suicide bomb with a trigger."
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