Garter Barter

A friend who stays clos why you when you're out on the town, partying, or clubbing. They might be a little too jealous and act as a cock block for anyone who comes your way

Delilah : oh my goodness, I went out with Jessica last night and she was such a garter barter

Ophelia : Really? How many guys did she scare off? Was there much damage control?

by Princess Xen April 2, 2024

Colson Bartels

used to describe very gay and racist person commonly found in denver colorado. likes to touch young boys and shits on the floor. definitely a jittleyang. Spawn rate in New Hampshire 40%

fuck that guy he’s a Colson Bartels

by geekbar April 30, 2024

michael bartlett

The most colorful person, many emotions, made of so many and so much, among those of the age of life. Beautiful

Tell Michael Bartlett we want to see him do that stunt again tomorrow with new friends.

by Luciezdreamz May 25, 2024

Mr.Bartender

Mr.Bartender is an odd Tv Head entity/Cryptid that roams the digital plane. They can mostly be seen in VRC (Virtual Reality Chat) around bars and clubs. He usually brings wisdom and kindness to the atmosphere. However, over time you'll start to question whether or not he's human or a real AI. Some have noticed when he talks 1-4 different voices can be heard almost as if there's multiple personalities trying to escape. A whimsical person but with a long and mysterious past.

That Mr.Bartender fellow is an odd one. But I would be lying if I said he wasn't entertaining.

by Virtual Cryptid Hunter October 11, 2024

Baby Barted

The act of squeezing a stuffed animal soaked with urine over another ones face while chanting the phrase "¡Ay, caramba!"

Some bitch ass nigga Baby Barted my sister last night.

by littlefirez December 22, 2024

Baby Barted

The act of squeezing a stuffed animal soaked with urine over another ones face while chanting the phrase "¡Ay, caramba!"

My friend Baby Barted my sister last night.

by littlefirez December 22, 2024

The Brady Bartley boomerang

After beating the pussy up like it offended you, blow enough cocain or hard drug in a womans ass so she develops a healthy drug addiction so she comes back hours later after you throw her out of the trap.

Dave come get your wife. I gave her The Brady Bartley Boomerang and shes at my door

by Scotty94 November 12, 2017