Crate&Barreled

1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.

Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.

Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.

by Torbert October 15, 2020

barrel of squid

Something disturbingly unpleasant and revolting.

That boy is as weird as a barrel of squid.

by Biter November 28, 2007

Barrel Avoider

Some fucking kook that surfs your waves and does not pull into the tube!!!!!

Ha Barrel Avoider, WTF gotta pull in......Split.....

When surfing and avoiding the Tube......

by I am Bernie June 10, 2009

Barrel of gay

If something is described as a "Barrel of Gay" then generally it means that it's a bad thing.

I dropped my cheese, that's such a big ol' barrel of gay

by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004

Empty Barrel

A person of substandard IQ, known for wearing cowboy hats designed by Elton John.

That Florida congresswoman, she's a real empty barrel.

by Chulainn October 20, 2017

barrel monkeys

set of big tits. girl with big boobs

Look at them barrel monkeys. wow you have some big barrel monkeys

by Dingleberry Jones Jr. December 12, 2007

Fish in a Barrel

The act of inserting a penis into the anus and ejaculating immediately after vaginal sex.

I was banging Kristen last night and she yelled "FISH IN A BARREL!" so i pulled it out, threw it in her ass and shot my load.

by SATEVO July 27, 2013