1st base is of course what everybody start's out with ..... It's just pretty much "Making out" Now making out is very passionite and everybody reading this I know enjoy's it (Unless you havn't gotton to 1st base yet but there is nothing wrong with that it's harder for some people to work up the courage to even ask somebody out) Now making out you want to start out slow nothing extremely serious so wait about 2 minute's to start getting really into it so when you really start getting into put some pressure on it push against each other's lips harder not to hard but hard enough to know that there is somebody there and now that you start doing that you might start to want more so maybe open your mouth a little bit (don't tounge yet) Open your mouth and actually feel them breathe dot that for a while and now that you have done that now it's time to start frenching (useing tounge) Move you tounge into there mouth not too far yet maybe too when you start feeling there teeth (But if you do this and they don't return the favor stop and wait till she/he is ready for that) But if they are then when you move your tounge out and move it back in go farther and the more you go just go farther not to choke them with your tounge but just let them know that you want it and you know as this progress's it will get more passionite and then you will have to wait and see what happen's ;) Oh and before I forget when you start to tounge you may have some saliva from both of you but just live thru it, it doesn't matter it's actually some what enjoyable
by Kj+me=love April 16, 2007
Get the 1st base mug.1. literally: caribbean (especially trini) slang for buttocks, ass, bottom, backside.
2. figuratively: caribbean (especially trini) slang for a loser. but when you call someone a bamsee you are not usually very annoyed with them or anything, it is kind of a light hearted way of describing loser behaviour. if you really want to call someone out, you are more likely to call them a cunt. school children are more often heard calling each other bamsees than anyone else, but bamsee is still standard slang for everybody.
2. figuratively: caribbean (especially trini) slang for a loser. but when you call someone a bamsee you are not usually very annoyed with them or anything, it is kind of a light hearted way of describing loser behaviour. if you really want to call someone out, you are more likely to call them a cunt. school children are more often heard calling each other bamsees than anyone else, but bamsee is still standard slang for everybody.
carrie-ann you is one bamsee eh? ah tell yuh doh mash mih foot when yuh walking and yuh mash mih foot again. oh gorm, gyul. you is a real bamsee.
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oh shit boy yuh see di bamsee on carrie-ann? dat gyul have bottom fuh so. ah want to wine up on dat bamsee whole night!
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oh shit boy yuh see di bamsee on carrie-ann? dat gyul have bottom fuh so. ah want to wine up on dat bamsee whole night!
by mikoism October 11, 2006
Get the bamsee mug.(The death star of all bases demolishing all others in its path. where to begin... First of all. please..i beg of you. (DO NOT TRY THIS IN ANY PRIVATE FACILITY)...must be in a public place to be performed successfully.)first insert a bowling pin into your partners grandmother's anus. while at the same time, molesting a cat with your left hand. and shanking a midget with your right. all of this taking place standing one footed on an autistic giraffe. because your other leg should be firmly situated in between the giraffes nuts and anus. all this taking place while that giraffe is raping a group of african irish chinese orphan infants... while lucky boy is attempting to accomplish 31st base to the kids... while the african irish chinese orphan babies infants are attempting to play a game of twister with vikings swinging flails... and that is how you accomplish 30th base.
the only people i know to ever succeed in completing 30th base are mace windu, chuck norris, and rosie O'donnell..who has recently been found face down in rickie lake....apparently she drowned.... she went to deep while muff diving.... the only other person i could possibly think of to do this successfully would be Conan sheltzington.
:dude: "did you do what i think you did lastnight"
:bro: "theres no way in hell man are you serious what sick bastard could possibly do that. i didn't have a bowling pin.but thanks to the one i found in your mothers closet...hell yeah i got there. "
:dude: "nice.....BEERFEST...YEAH"
:dude: "did you do what i think you did lastnight"
:bro: "theres no way in hell man are you serious what sick bastard could possibly do that. i didn't have a bowling pin.but thanks to the one i found in your mothers closet...hell yeah i got there. "
:dude: "nice.....BEERFEST...YEAH"
by hannah shelton April 2, 2008
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- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."
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Get the Baseball Bat mug.1. Man have you seen Rhona's pimply barse? It's got tentacles and it's always oozing and suppurating. Apart from those flaky bits. It's a festering mess down there.
by ladladboiboi September 14, 2010
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Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.
Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.
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