Bestialic Banter

When someone enters into humorous discourse redgarding sexual relations with members of the great animal kingdom.

Please lay off the bestialic banter in front of my mother. She's not as sexually open minded as most.

by Lucien Sanchez February 25, 2009

banter

An exclamation intended to commemorate the occurence of a witty, jovially insulting, hilarously harsh or awkward comment, as well as lubricating the passage of conversation so as to facilitate further banter in the near future. It is most effectively used as a stand-alone catchphrase or vocal tool to break the awkward silence, indicate your approval of the previous comment or assert your position as the alpha banterer, or, in rarer circumstances, an effective "banter beacon", defined as one able to signal the presence of banter within moments of it appearing. Has been known to be used as a noun in the previously described ways but is certainly better employed as a single exclamation, leaving explanation of its context to those immediately adjacent to the utterer of the word. Has known to be used in conjunction with "Lad!" throughout history.

girl: "why do you keep throwing stones at me?"
boy: "probably because i don't ever wanna have sex with you"
banter beacon: "BAAAANTER!!!!"

mandem: "shu-hutt your mouth or im gonna stab you blud"
banter beacon: "i think that calls for...BAAAN-TERRR!

"*innocent comment by someone more socially vulnerable than you*"
...silence...
"BBBBBBAAAN-TERRRRRRR!"

"you have to start taking this more seriously or you'll mess it up for all of us"
"............SHUT UP"
"BANTER!"

head: "im afraid you're being expelled for what you did"
banterous individual: ".....im afraid you're being expelled for what i did"
head: "please, im trying to help you finish with your dignity intact"
banterous individual: "...that's what she said"
hidden banter beacon: "BAAAAAAANTER!"

by twelfth elf June 6, 2010

banged buddies

a pair of friends(usually girls) who one usually prefers smoking marijuana and the other prefers drinking alchohol
both love to go clubbing and have sex

stoner-"hey lets go smoke a bowl then go to daddy rocks tonight"
drunk-"how about we go get some bacardi gold then go to daddy rocks tonight"
stoner'"huh?"
drunk-"yeah, sure?"

by stonerlady July 2, 2004

banked track

An oval surface for skating or bicycle racing. Original roller derby used such a surface. The pitch or angle of the curves decreases the centripetal forces created by the object in motion. Size depends on the type of race occuring on the track.

The speeds possible on a banked track far out pace those on a flat surface. As the pitch of the turns increases so does the speed potential.

by Bitchy Kitten aka james jones July 6, 2008

Banter Blanket

A person who smothers fun.

Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.

Person A: Hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.

by Stewie B April 2, 2010

Runs Batted In

When, after not getting laid on a date, you go home and rub one out to relieve the pressure and frustration.

X: Hey man! Did you get a homerun with that girl last night?

Y: Nah, but I got some runs batted in when I got home.

by Greene Team July 26, 2011

bogos binted

Alien expression

"Hey, just wondering did you get your photos printed?"
"Bogos binted?"
"What"
"👽"

by bobisgreat? October 5, 2021