Backstabbery

1. The act of being a backstabber

2. When girls are kind to each other but secretly hate each other.

Jill: Claire is such a bitch
Josh: BACKSTABBERY!!!!

by DontEatRawHagis November 15, 2009

backseat barista

Coffee snobs who drink way too much Starbucks who keep staring at the barista and asking questions while they are making their drink.

Customer: "That's non-fat, right? Make sure it's decaf. I can't have caffeine. You sure that's decaf?"

Barista (in their mind, of course): "if this backseat barista won't shut the hell up, she's getting a little something extra in this latte."

by SBtripp13 July 27, 2011

backstabber

backstabber, a person pretening to care about you but causes you downfall in future.

For example:

annie: thanks
backstabber: No problem friend!

------ 5 days later -------

backstabber: I always hated you annie!
annie: but you said we were friends...

by popooooooopo January 3, 2014

backstroke

The act of stroking yourself while reminiscing of your ex-girlfriends, typically done while looking at their facebook photos. For added authenticity, some backstrokers have been known to call or text an ex-girlfriend who is still willing to talk to them, although the stroking is not known to her.

I'm glad I'm still friends with Jessica. She's my favorite to backstroke to.

by one_word_oneder October 21, 2010

backseat washer upper

When someone is standing behind you as you are washing up, pointing out all the dirty marks you have left on the pot's!!

Mary: You've left a bit of potato in that pan

Jacky: Oh god Mary, you're such a backseat washer upper. Do the bugga yourself!!

by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008

Backseat Reader

Somebody who sits behind somebody else in a bus and looks over his shoulder to read the newspaper or book he is reading.

Backseat reader: Ooh, there were miners killed at Mozambique today
Man reading newspaper: Hey, stop reading my newspaper! Buy your own!

by amillionminutes July 16, 2009

backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.

I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.

by Conman31415 April 21, 2010