Aspen shavings

Cedar and Pine shavings are bad for small mammals. Aspen shavings are safe as litter for small mammals.

To remember the ASPEN shavings are the GOOD ones for your animals PEN, just think ASS-PEN. PINE and CEDAR are for COFFINS.

by Vet Man December 10, 2006

Aspergers

Asperger syndrome, also known as AS, is a developmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests.
People with this disorder tend to be socially awkward.

Things that are common in this disorder is depression, intense interest in a limited number of things, learning disability, nightmares, or sensitivity to sound.

I have Aspergers

by genericstuff July 18, 2016

Asperger Attack

when a nigga names tyler has a freakout for no absolute reason everyday of the week

"Tyler has had his 5th Asperger Attack this week"

by myrawasshole June 11, 2018

Sophie Aspin

The most beautiful, inspiring girl who has been through so much but still puts a smile on thousands of people on a daily. Sophie Aspin is one of the most strongest women the exist ever. Also one of the most unreal, beautiful girls ever!

Rah that Sophie Aspin is stunning!

by Scarlettandrewx April 26, 2021

Asparagus

1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.

2: Abigails Favourite Veggi

Man 1: Hey Did you Hear Abigail put a asparagus in her vag
Man 2 :EWWWW Thats just nastay

by BaileyMclellan6969 May 14, 2011

Asperger's

A mild form of Autism. Asperger's makes people socially awkward and repeat themselves.

Some signs of Asperger's are being physically clumsy, too empathetic, and too focused on one subject.

Tim- "Champion totally flaunted her asperger's at the social x-country meet."
Raul- "Yeah, good thing it wasn't as bad as the previous times when she was obsessing over Family Guy yeah?"
Tim- "Most def"

by For-Free November 7, 2009

Aspendale

A surburb in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia and is on the other side of the Mordialloc Creek.

Aspendale is a better suburb than Edithvale.

by mystery mysterious someone January 24, 2007