arse juice

When someone's butt crack be so stank with sweat

"Hey man, is that your arse juice on the seat"

by Bookbabe June 4, 2016

arse pixie

Someone who engages in (anal) activity;

1...on a regular basis
2...whom is small
3...using fingers and nose in a gerbil type action
4...that also has a face like a (pixie)

That person is an arse pixie

by Jungle Jimbo November 3, 2006

Arse Mustard

Yellow runny Poo that burns on the way out like mustard a result of a bad curry or food poisoning.

I have just had the worst crap and it burned on the way out and looked like the curry as it went in Korma yellow it was Arse Mustard

by Arse Mustard May 19, 2009

arse reamer

One who inserts his penis into an anus. The term is generally reserved for homosexuals.

Those two guys are holding hands and walking. Ill bet those two are arse reamers.

by Ross February 9, 2002

arse poker

to be homosexual, also known as arse bandit,bum bandit

the dick or penis being put in another mans arse therefore making your dick an arse poker

by wee_ross May 4, 2006

Arse Ferret

Its a game where a little bit of ferret food up your ass and the ferret searchs it out.. (David swain was the guy who co-founded this game and sadly was the first and last person too see the ferret. )

* A party gone WILD*

random guy :" Hey dave whats that your holding?"

Dave :" A sexy ferret.. i have an idea....." ( * Grins*)

Dave: " Pass me that cheesey puff"

Random guy:"Why?"

Dave"just watch! I call it arse ferret"

Random:"Dude thats wrong!"

Dave: " it won't come out!?"

by Kirpy_mitzie April 21, 2008

arse-bandit

Fuck pig

You are a fuckpig

by Anonymous July 22, 2003