Alpharetta

the worst town ever. full of white kids who try hard to 'party', be hipster, fit in. everyone cares about popularity. if you've got common sense and you know who you are, then your immediately not cool and fun. most kids steal jokes from tumblr of LAST YEAR, and try to type with the noob talk. no matter what anyone says how they dont care, they DO care, i mean come on, its the cliquey and fake alpharetta. all the kids think they're so cool driving their lexus or bmw, when kids in the north got it much better. the towns landscape is farmland with a ton of strip malls. most adults are snooty soccer moms or cheer moms or w/e who are gossipy like those housewives of atlanta. alpharettas got a good variety of ethnic groups and lots of crappy democrats. to live in alpharetta, you must shop at hollister, flat iron your hair until you can see split ends, be insecure, and impress the people who dont even friggin matter. if you go to JCHS, AHS, RHS, or the 2 CHS's, i feel for ya. each kid is trying to become hipster by the second, the hipster style is really running out with these alpharetta creeps.

to be cool/"chill"(like the alpharetta kids say tr0l0l0l) if your a guy, you gotta have that fugly bieber hair, hollister and a soccer mom to cheer you on at your football games, which you'll probably lose because alpharetta kids are so preppy and wimpy its not even funny.

"so where you livin now??"
"alpharetta."
"oh my god! your living there still? hahahahahaha in yo face bitch."
"yeah im sleeping on the couch because daddy got fired at at&t and im not star quarterback anymoarr :("

shit just got reallllllll........../awk bomb/

by finding nemoo July 1, 2011

Alphabetical Slaughter

Sick rap by Papoose, where he single-handedly goes through the letters of the alphabet rhyming words that begin with that same letter from A-Z.

Here is the first letter of Alphabetical Slaughter -

Alert assassins at large allegedly automatic artillery angrily aimed
and aggressively
Accurate AK's able doorways adversary afraid as active ammunition
abraise
And accumulated an alias after arrested
And accompanied armed accessories as an adolescent

by MikeSuttonMayne July 29, 2011

alphabetize

A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.

Ahm gonna alphabetize these here Krispy Kremes so's ah can eat them in gahd-damned ordah!

by Flamingo Swavey August 18, 2003

alphabetarded

Retarded in the art of alphabetizing.

Yo Jeff, will you sort my movies for me cuz I'm all sorts of alphabetarded.

by bigoleBEEMer December 9, 2008

Alphabetics

n. 1. The science of representing spoken sounds by letters.

n. 2. Commentary on modern people, places, groups, and events based on the alphabetical arrangement of words and the numbers associated with the alphabetical sequence of Biblical words.

Word 4545 in the Old Testatment Hebrew lexicon means "web". The very next word, 4546 means "highway". According to alphabetics, these two neighboring words foretell the "web highway".

Word 4150 in the Old Testament lexicon include the meanings: "Place of assembly," "tabernacle," "temple," "seat of the prophets," "an appointed sign," "the vision belongs to a time." By paying attention to the alphabetics, we note with interest that 84150 are the last four digits of the zip code of the Mormon Headquarters in Salt Lake City, Utah.

by sterlingda May 30, 2009

Alphabeticalistic

When you put words alphabetically in a list form fashion

I wrote down all the hoes I used to see and I had to make sure it was alphabeticalistic

by S.K_37 May 31, 2023

Alphabetic Mathematics

The act of combining words to form new words that seem to combine to of the definitions.

fucktard is an example of Alphabetic Mathematics

by Kaiser Tyan September 25, 2005