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st. albert

A small piece of shit town, full of rich old people who complain in department stores, fat irresponsible mothers, and stuck up rich kids. The full of shit government usually places about 5 photo radars at a time and gives out about 1000 parking tickets a day because they like draining money out of the civilians. Worst possible town to live in, triggers depression easily.

also see, hell
"I live in st. albert, i'm thinking about committing suicide"
by kkkhellyeah June 16, 2009
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Jaeshawn Albert Smith

Someone who has no common dance and when he has no other option because he is clearly wrong on one subject makes fun of people until they never talk to him again.
Dude, they are acting like Jaeshawn Albert Smith.
by BaconShark May 16, 2019
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Windy Albert

The act of expelling rectal gas onto an erect penis, usually acting as the conclusion of anal intercourse
"Jesus wept, Sandra! You've just given me a reet windy albert"
by wetjim53 February 13, 2020
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Chubby Albert

I was walking down the street and Chubby Albert offered to walk me across the road, what a nice broccoli
by Chubby Albert June 6, 2021
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Roger Albert

A loyal, kind, patience, behave, hardworking and yummy person, boys and girls adore him because he has a nice body and handsome face, bitch don't mess with him because he can replace you right away.
Roger Albert is an easy to get person.
Roger Albert is a loveable person who can love 10 person at the same time.
by nralbert June 7, 2021
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crack albert

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert
by Puke lerry September 9, 2022
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Super Albert

Definition 1:

If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)

Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.

Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:

i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”
Example:
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.
by self proclaimed celebrity September 15, 2023
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