Alaskan Telephone Pole

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.

That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.

by CosmicRebellion September 4, 2009

Alaskan pipeline

An oil pipe network going from crude oil rich Alaska, across central Canada, and into the US. Unlike the other weirdass definitions on here.

The politicians canceled plans for an Alaskan pipeline for oil exports.

by Nobody77 January 3, 2014

alaskan snow dragon

another 'odd sexual act' made up by a virgin

I can't get laid so instead I'll make up a new position and call it an alaskan snow dragon. Everybody on fark will be impressed.

by Sergent D March 16, 2005

Alaskan Surfer

While getting your dick sucked next to a flight of stairs, as you're about to jizz, pull her back and jizz in her face -- thus making her Alaskan -- then push her on her stomach and ride her down the stairs -- like you're surfing.

He gave Senora Welborn an Alaskan Surfer, and she proceeded to never speaking to him again.

by SMILLL March 26, 2009

Alaskan Surprise

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline. The difference is that one participant is uninformed of what is inflicted upon them.
You violate her pooter with the frozen Cosby Kid while the lights are off. Halfway through the act you yell "Surprise" and turn on the lights so she can see you going at her with the big greasy poopsicle.

Adrian refused to cuddle with Adam last night after he found out Adam was giving him the Alaskan Surprise.

by Terd Feguson January 14, 2009

alaskan snow dragon

You cum in a girls mouth and then clamp her mouth shut. Then you tell her you have an STD. She freaks and tries to spit it out, but with her mouth closed still by you all the cum comes out her nose. That's an alaskan snow dragon son.

Giselle: This morning i was in class and cum started dripping out my nose!!!
Ashley: HAHAHAHAHA
Giselle: It's probably cuz Ian gave me an alaskan snow dragon last night! =)

by i a n g April 20, 2008

Alaskan Snowblower

When a girl is laying flat on her back, and a man straddles her and walks from her head to her feet blowing his load all over her.

Last night me and my g.f were having sex when she laid on her back while I walked down her body blowing my load. which is known as the Alaskan Snowblower

by Sean Jernigan January 6, 2009