Life Abortion

Life Abortion

- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Sloe Gin
- 1 part Malibu
- 1 part Absolut Mandarin
- 1/2 part O.J.

Directions:
Make in batch serve as shots.

Result:
You get crunk.

Occasion:
Weddings, Bachelor/Bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.

Went to the bar for my cousins bachelor party and we drank Life Abortions© all night.

by c0ck r0cka October 24, 2008

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Butthole Abortion

When a male or female has to defacate, and a stranger penetrates their anus with a hard or sharp object, smashing the once solid poop into a mashed up liquid mixture. Usually results in pain and inability to work or do physical activity, along with runny poop for at least a week.

Nick: Hey Joe, How's it going?
Joe: It was going good until Cameron gave me a butthole abortion.
Nick: Dude that sucks, you won't be able to start pitching for the game on Wednesday
Joe: I know, Cameron's really gonna get it this time!

by MysteryMan1947 May 14, 2013

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Allahu Akbar

by Taenun July 9, 2022

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Mexican Abortion

When a pregnant women doesn't have enough money for a regular abortion. She goes down to mexico and gets tied up like a pinata and the little mexican children swing at her hoping that candy will come out but an unborn fetus comes out instead.

Diana had to get an abortion, but she didn't have enough money so, she went down to mexico and had a Mexican Abortion.

by Tankin January 6, 2008

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Abortion

to yeetus deletus a fetus

Husband: My wife and i want an abortion
Doctor:Sure! *shoves hand in wife's uterus*
Wife:*moans*
Doctor: *Pulls out baby*
Doctor:*yeets out window* There you go!

by fartnut December 15, 2020

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