Ahmed

A questionable creature

Ahmed’s haircut looks like his barber got mad at him

by Bro07 June 5, 2022

Ahmed

Ahmed is a young nice man who always cares about his brother but every time he kicks his brother out his room it almost like he doesn’t care well he’s so skinny he skinnier as a stick . But for real though Ahmed is nice but he’s always laughing at u and roasting you

Boy 1 : “ Hey did you see the new kid Ahmed
Boy 2 : “ I tried to become freinds with him and he became my friend but he actually loves roasting people
Boy 3 : “ Yeah but he actually nice

by HisNameIsZak February 28, 2022

Mohammad Ahmed

A chihuahua

“Hey, that’s my Mohammad Ahmed!”
“Omg, that dog is so cute! What breed is it?”
“It’s a Mohammad Ahmed”

by The Strange Man November 26, 2021

Walid Ahmed Cabdala

it means its Walid Ahmed cabdala the king

Walid Ahmed Cabdala what are you doing?
Am a Walid Ahmed Cabdala

by cockandballsucker February 13, 2025

ahmed booza

hes a 17 year old who dates 13 year olds and loves watching the flash edits sits in a discord call with his underwear the whole day watching girls dancing on tiktoks
also creates flash ai edits with himself in it
loves eating cheatos previous gf called lara
loves dating weird people and spends his money on robux
fails no nut november because he's a pro elite gooner
built like a stick 6'4 non chalant pulls indians

likes hugs from back

has indian food at home

this guy is ahmed booza

by ahmed booza November 6, 2025

sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.

Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?

by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021

Ahmed Parkar

Ahmed is slang for someone that engages in casual homosexuality. More specifically, a man that is into a man.

OMG have you seen the new guy? He’s sooo Ahmed Parkar. He’s even got a boyfriend!

by sambuch June 10, 2025