accidental sequestration

The act of accidentally getting a boner.

Oh shit, I accidental sequestration.

by rosesblue February 13, 2013

accidentrophile

A person who enjoys accidents... usually to orgasm. Also, accidentrophelia may be a type of music that is mocking other music, but unintentionally sounds really good.

Corey just knocked over a whole display case of candy and chips, then came in his pants! What an accidentrophile!

by NoCleverNameForMe April 2, 2014

Accidental selfie

A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.

Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took 🙈 #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*

by LeUrbanDefiner May 28, 2015

accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

Accidental duck

When you slip into the wrong hole because it's to big

We were fucking doggy style and I was a little and hit her with the accidental duck.

by The Creator 42 February 25, 2017

Accident

You.

Mom: " You're a accident Billy, you faggot"

by An Accident May 8, 2017