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accel

A haem who plays counter stike 1.6 and needs to get a job!
accel- is a right haem
by Razz April 2, 2004
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Accelerator

When a man/woman is destined to break up with their partner and so by sleeping with them you simply accelerate the process, thus providing a useful service, you are then an accelerator.
One bloke talking to another in a pub - "My friend Samantha is just waiting to dump her annoying boyfriend so if I sleep with her this weekend then I am just acting as an accelerator"
by captain assbeard January 19, 2011
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racially accepted

a term to describe what is accepted by whites, blacks, and orientals.

black - origin of africa

white - origin of europe

oriental - origin of southeast asia

slavic - russia, and baltic region

brown - origin of indian subcontinent
the whites, blacks, orientals, slavs, and browns, are racially accepted terms, and they should all get along, there is no way but this to call someone to define their ethnic background without offending someone
by Guian Erin May 2, 2007
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Access to the monster

To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while in public, should you wish to masturbate. One needs only to put his hand(s) in his pocket(s) and reach in through the holes and jerk off or simply fondle oneself. This method is especially useful when one sees a sexy woman in public and does not wish to take a mental picture, right then and there, to masturbate to later. Instead, one can jerk off in this manner, right then and there, while looking at the woman in public.
Man, I saw that lady with the big tits at the store that you told me about. I was glad that I had access to the monster. My legs were all sticky after.
by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
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Valorant accent

If you have a valorant accent your the most annoying, disgusting, and shittest player in valorant
Valorant accent: Not even trolling, Your actually trolling dude no cap, Skull emoji multiplied by 3.14159265359
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black country accent

Following no logical rules of English grammar, rules of speech and non intelligible to all but the local inbreds of the area. Just nod smile and let them think you understand. They wont realise you dont cos they love the sound of their own gobbledegook. A quaint tourist attraction. Never call a Yam Yam a brummie!
Yow ay from round ere yow ay cant dow black country speyke.
We ay brummies, we am bostin black country.
Lets goo, we am yam yams.
speyke proppa with black country accent.
by TheSoreArse September 24, 2013
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access

"Greg finally got access to the website"
by Kim October 16, 2003
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