A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.
by FuckinBlazeItM8 October 29, 2015
Get the absolutely wankedmug. by billybattleaxe August 22, 2019
Get the no yeah absolutelymug. by Mr. Hugh March 5, 2024
Get the Absolute unitmug. Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.
Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.
Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.
by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 25, 2018
Get the Absolute Mucusmug. by Stegosaurusrexx November 24, 2021
Get the the absolute mother fucking greatestmug. by -ASUTE- September 14, 2022
Get the absolute gibberishmug. sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient
by lost_on_reddit July 27, 2019
Get the having absolutely no life at allmug.