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absolutely wanked

A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.
"Ere Billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?"
"Sos m8 absolutely wanked on pimms ygm lad"
by FuckinBlazeItM8 October 29, 2015
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no yeah absolutely

An even stronger version of the Midwestern phrase "no yeah",
No yeah absolutely, I'll be there Saturday even if I have to do the evening chores.
by billybattleaxe August 22, 2019
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Absolute unit

When referring to something or someone who is incredibly talented or impressive.
by Mr. Hugh March 5, 2024
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Absolute Mucus

The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.
Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.

Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.
mugGet the Absolute Mucusmug.
See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her
by Stegosaurusrexx November 24, 2021
mugGet the the absolute mother fucking greatestmug.

absolute gibberish

absolute gibberish to the point where you can't understand shit.
person 1: "fkijdhkfiusdfgdisfudsl"
person 2: tf

person 3: its absolute gibberish
by -ASUTE- September 14, 2022
mugGet the absolute gibberishmug.
sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient
its pretty damn gay having absolutely no life at all.
by lost_on_reddit July 27, 2019
mugGet the having absolutely no life at allmug.

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