Wet Dumpling

A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.

Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.

by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017

Wet Titty

A tit that can be popped for hydration.

May I pop your wet titty?

by Wetty Vagina Titty July 4, 2016

Wet Pilly

Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.

Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."

by E-Z-T May 13, 2010

You’re wet

Someone who is a pussy and behaves younger than they are. Someone who won’t fight you.

Frankie: fight me

Lukey: no

Frankie: idec you’re wet man

by Charlxx February 3, 2019

wet and forget

getting a women aroused without making her orgasm

dude, she wanted to go all the way but i ended up pulling the wet and forget

by Anatoli krackouski February 4, 2018

Wet fog

When you have so much cum in your eye that you cant see bc your a whore and you know it

James: Jessie i will give you a wet fog tonight

Jessie: ok but im blind enough so be slow

by Queefqueef3000 February 17, 2022

Wet Nancy

The action that is similar to a wet willy, except pertaining to the butthole instead of the ear. The procedure involves the licking of one's finger and the insertion of the moist finger into the butthole. This is then followed by a vigorous twisting motion.

Generally used as a surprise attack to bring discomfort upon the victim.

Operation Wet Nancy was a success! Gannon didn't see it coming and was in complete distress when Luke assertively started twisting his finger. He never saw it coming!

by LumpyChapstick March 18, 2009