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Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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the alpha, the leader, the one to trust is one who can be trusted. they are often the alpha. many times they are also leaders.
No one's catching me unless I wanna be caught
I'm dancing in the shadows, ain't no leash when I walk
It's great to feel invincible, it's great to feel alive
My appetite's insatiable, there's nowhere it can hide
Our freedom isn't up to them, it's only up to us (us)
I'm the Alpha, I'm the leader, I'm the one to trust (trust)
Together we do whatever it takes, we're in this pack for life (awoo)
We're wolves, we own the night

the definition of the alpha, the leader, the one to trust is that it is a crucial role in society. this is not to be taken lightly.
by vih-vee-awh-nuh April 22, 2024
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Trust

If you think you can trust somebody, or that you almost can trust somebody, then you can't trust somebody like that.
You don't really want to trust somebody that got some monkey pussy, some sheep pussy, or pussy from any other kind of an animal since you really don't even want to trust the people that got some human pussy, that's worse than having the coronavirus and you want to try and isolate yourself from people like that.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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In Odd We Trust

the first graphic novel featuring Dean Koontz's character Odd Thomas. It was released June 24, 2008
In Odd We Trust serves as a prequel to the first Odd Thomas novel. The ghost of a young boy appears to Odd, and he embarks on a quest to bring justice to the boy's killer so that his ghost can move on
by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023
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False trust

To create false trust in someone usually in an attempt to gain information, often a falsification of identity through media or in person is employed.
I told my sister over the phone I killed him. That wasn't your sister it was a cop using a false trust.
by WGstyles October 11, 2023
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trusted boundary

A funny definition, invented by a set of elderly IT folks, as a set of IT systems that can interact without security, and a good excuse to get architecture approved bypassing security concerns.

The definition may become so wobbly that the full landscape is a trusted boundary, the VPN is a trusted boundary, System A to System B connection is a trusted boundary, a generic combination of system A B and C is a trusted boundary.

Therefore the polymorphism of this concept has been used and misused to get architecture approvals that bypass any poor's man common sense.
we shall stop using this trusted boundary concept because it became so vague that it was impossible to define and to use
by flyredeagle October 21, 2020
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trust fall

what someone tells you to do so they can make you fall and die for revenge.
guy 1- hey! trust fall!
guy 2- ok
SSSSSSLLLLLAAAMMMMM!!!
by tyranospider April 14, 2022
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