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Travelers Fee

when you take a toke more then you were supposed to because the next person in the rotation wasn't paying attention.
"hey that was my hit!"

"Travelers fee man, you gotta pay more attention when I'm trying to pass you the spliff"
by Eyes Like Cherry's January 22, 2009
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travel tummy

Travel Tummy is a collection of digestive ailments that occur when you're on the road for any length of time. Travel Tummy includes stomach aches, nausea, indigestion, constipation and diarrhea and it has a variety of causes.

Some situation that cause Travel Tummy include: too much eating out at fast food places (and the realization that you've eaten fries three times in the last two days); eating too much ethnic food (like a Japanese dish that turns out to pretty much just be noodles and sautéed onions); anxiety about pooping in a motel bathroom that has thin walls and no fan; spending too much time in a car or other enclosed space with other people and not being able to pass gas when you need to; having your mother-in-law always offer to use a public restroom with you when you need to go, choosing the stall next to yours and then talking to you the entire time you try to poop.

Cures for Travel Tummy include ordering more salads, drinking less soda and coffee, wandering off by yourself at least once a day, and in extreme situations, returning home.
I had the worst travel tummy after eating Taco Bell and then driving 6 hours to my aunt's house. I can't believe her only bathroom opens directly off of the living room and doesn't have a fan or window.
by Annie Mork March 4, 2014
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travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies

without having though it through comme du monde, going on unplanned, retargerous, harebrained adventures
i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.
by Sexydimma October 8, 2014
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Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.
Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...
by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014
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Travel Chump

When you're travelling on a bus and your penis becomes erect.
"Oi bro that kid's got a travel chump."
by madman89990 March 30, 2015
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travel drop

When you remind someone of your latest vacation trip with the intention of appearing cooler and/or already over a new international experience.
I'm starving, let's go get some colombian empanadas!

I'll go with you, but I won't be having any. I just came back from Colombia...

Did Claudia just travel drop her last vacation!?
by BitterOldMan September 7, 2015
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Travel Pass

When your girlfriend or boyfriend allows you to fuck other people in another state or country.
My girl just gave me that travel pass... Hello Brazil!
by Skleetums August 20, 2016
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