tool

A guy who wears flip-flops.

I don't know, but he must be a tool.

by Amous July 12, 2010

tool

A tendentious lawyer who perpetuates a financial war of attrition in the form of a defamation suit on behalf of a wealthy client.

The plaintiff's lawyer is a tool.

by Around Uranus February 9, 2013

Tool

Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest is the biggest fucking tool on the radio.

by Ryan Seacrest is daddy April 18, 2017

Tool

A tool is a person who has short gait a d puts in a half a bottle of gel in it. A tool is often were a tight collared shirt baggy jeans and flip flops along with his overly geled hair. Tools are often very muscular and ful of them self resulting in no one liking them.

Zachary: hey man let's go to abercronbie or hosllister!
Me: dude were not tools we don't were tight collared shirts
Zachary: then can we get some hair gel??
Me: damn ur a fucking TOOL!

by Toolhater4444 December 3, 2009

Tool

when someone does something or says something that is completely idiotic

"you tool"

by nathan space April 18, 2019

on the tools

Any job that requires tools after hours or on the weekend

“Hey spencer, do you get on the tools last night”

by Tbags101 September 10, 2019

tool

a sledge hammer (this is the only thing in my tool box)

"use that tool over there. its perfect for hanging priceless artwork."

by STDAVE April 11, 2006