An ugly rat with a cockroach above his lip, a cunt with no friends and a big ass wimp, refers to woman as objects and hoes, a cocky bastard that is disrespectful to everything and everyone, not only that but a racist narcissist that thinks hes always right , with his pineapple head ass - no offense
PERSON 1: "Noah need to take off whatever is above his lip cause that aint it, maybe its just his face in general"
PERSON 2: "He is so ugly and he claims that he gets "hoes" but they run once they see his shrimp thats if theres anything to see in the first place and hes a pass around so i dont know why hes referring to them as hoes"
PERSON 3: " The only reason why niggas hang around him is just to use him he aint got no friends"
PERSON 4: "Boy gets pushed around by girls and cries when someone puts that fool in his place"
PERSON 2: "He is so ugly and he claims that he gets "hoes" but they run once they see his shrimp thats if theres anything to see in the first place and hes a pass around so i dont know why hes referring to them as hoes"
PERSON 3: " The only reason why niggas hang around him is just to use him he aint got no friends"
PERSON 4: "Boy gets pushed around by girls and cries when someone puts that fool in his place"
by n0 offense May 21, 2022
Get the Noahmug. by NotABot.com March 27, 2019
Get the Noahmug. A boy with a small dick and can’t take no for an answer. Does too many drugs and smells like Newport’s.
“Noah is on heroin again...”
by bigxan420 November 25, 2018
Get the Noahmug. A treasurable creation that was made delicately. This creation is one that god took his time on. Every special quality that this creation holds is a representation of how powerful god is for the simple fact that each one never fails to shine bright. He put his all into this creation being the best that it could possibly be and by this creation being shared with the world, it’s blessed in all of the best ways possible. This creation is one of the best editions that could have ever been made to the world. Out of all of the creations that he has made and added to this world, this one is his true masterpiece. There’s nothing more admirable.
I’ve never seen a creation as special as Noah. We should have more of them.
As long as this world has Noah , it will always shine bright.
What’s more admirable than Noah? I’ll have to think about it for a while.
As long as this world has Noah , it will always shine bright.
What’s more admirable than Noah? I’ll have to think about it for a while.
by Writing is art November 27, 2021
Get the Noahmug. a skinny hoe who body shames people, he is also a rachet hoe and a muck banger finally he smokes weed and sips on lean an ownes the bucktee express
by muck muck muck banger May 21, 2019
Get the noahmug. Can be a huge dick, but overall is a good friend. He can be really sexual and annoying sometimes, but always makes u laugh when ur down. He is usually dating someone because he is so fucking attractive, he can be gay sometimes,but he always says no homo. Overall, Noah is a very, good, and sometimes annoying friend.😋
You: hey Noah! How's it going?
Noah: fuck me in the ass so hard
You:...
Noah: no homo tho
You:ok, so how's ur day?
Noah: go away faggot
You:oof
Noah: fuck me in the ass so hard
You:...
Noah: no homo tho
You:ok, so how's ur day?
Noah: go away faggot
You:oof
by Dylbil March 29, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by Derekster06_is_my_Xbox April 26, 2019
Get the Noahmug.