Neil

A double rocks or pint glass filled to the brim with Jameson Irish Whiskey and ice.

Give me a Neil.
I'll have a Neil.
I've had 3 Neil's tonight.

by Larry Darrell Darrell November 22, 2021

Neil & The Battocks

Neil the Seal’s band

I loved watching Neil & The Battocks

by WigglyLamppost February 22, 2024

Neil

He’s a silly goose

Should I tell Neil 🙈😩

by OMGCANYOUTELL?🤗 November 19, 2023

Neil

The smartest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. Very sociable and loves making new friends. He Is friends with everyone. Is very keen at reading the room. Usually follows the rules but isn't afraid to break them. Let this not fool you as in the inside he secretly plans to rule the world.

"Hey, Dave, did you invite Neil? He's so chill. "
Dave: "All Hail The Coming Of The Destroyer."

"Wtf Dave?"

by Postingcronmain November 24, 2021

Sleepy Neil

When you fall asleep on the toilet whilst enjoying some white cheddar popcorn with a dab of ranch.

There was a sleepy Neil in the handicap stall at the concert last night.

by JimmyBonez313 November 2, 2020

Neil

Beta male

Neil is a beta male (simp)

by SAMGDchad December 4, 2021

neil a

when you save up your nut for a long time and then you shoot it so high it nearly breaks through the ceiling and lands on the moon (like Neil Armstrong).

shit bro i haven't nutted in a while. had a neil a last night. shit went stupid fuckin high dawg.

by lilshrimpgang69 November 19, 2019