Daniel: Jurassic Park? More like Billy and the Cloneasaurus
Max: Dan, what the fuck are you talking about?
Max: Dan, what the fuck are you talking about?
by Orchyteyal August 5, 2022
Get the Danielmug. A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020
Get the Danielmug. Daniel is the type of guy that will care for you a lot, stand up for you, love you forever. He’s athletic, most likely gonna be a football athlete when he’s older. Tall, long brown hair, buff, most likely peruvian. He’s the best boyfriend, he’ll treat you like a princess, treat you like you’re the most amazing person he’ll have. If you mess with him he wont give you any chances, if you break his heart he’ll cut you off on everything or forgive you for everything and still be friends. Daniel if you’re reading this I love you much-Rose Puga
by sandbee September 23, 2019
Get the Danielmug. A sweet tall boy with a big heart. He often is accompanied by his girlfriend which he loves very much and she knows.
Daniels have the brightest smile softest eyes and comforting voice.
They never cheat on their girlfriends many girl will approach Daniel but he will ignore them in favor of his girlfriend. Daniels are known to give the best hugs and forehead kisses.
Daniels are also super funny and smart to the point u think they've read a million books.
Daniels have the brightest smile softest eyes and comforting voice.
They never cheat on their girlfriends many girl will approach Daniel but he will ignore them in favor of his girlfriend. Daniels are known to give the best hugs and forehead kisses.
Daniels are also super funny and smart to the point u think they've read a million books.
by Lightkya November 2, 2022
Get the Danielmug. A narcissist who probably jerks off to himself because he’s secretly in the closet and realizes that the girls he takes advantage of don’t satisfy him the way another man will.
Girl 1: “This boy keeps ghosting me and giving me mixed signals.”
Girl 2: “Let me guess is his name Daniel ??”
Girl 1: “Omg it is how’d you know ???”
Girl 2: “Because that’s some Daniel shit”
Girl 2: “Let me guess is his name Daniel ??”
Girl 1: “Omg it is how’d you know ???”
Girl 2: “Because that’s some Daniel shit”
by wedontfwdaniel February 11, 2023
Get the Danielmug. Bruh your such a Daniel
by Mohammed12 April 12, 2019
Get the DANIELmug. Daniel is a meme god
by Omar20042004 January 10, 2019
Get the Danielmug.