nigger missile

40 ounces of malt liquor. Preferably colt 45 or old english.

Tyrone and I was thirsty, so we stopped at the 7-11 to pickup some nigger missiles.

by Big Tutty July 10, 2023

Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.

"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"

by YoloRoc August 25, 2023

Metabollistic missile

A family friendly, yet funnier synonym for shit, or in some contexts, explosive diarrhea

I have launched a metabollistic missile, which eridicated hundreds of smell receptors

by Goulashwithmustard October 3, 2023

Poopclear Missile

While having deep anal sex . You realise the other person needs a huge shit. You feel the missile shaped poop, on the end of your penis. If you don't stop having sex you will be responsible for a Poopclear Explosion.

I was having Anal sex with my girlfriend last night. When I told her she felt kind ot wet . She shouted stop you have discovered, a Poopclear Missile. I don't think we will try anal again for a while.

by Canucksedge March 18, 2021

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

siberian missile

When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.

“Hey man I just did a Siberian missile”

by SilentTeller July 17, 2022

Piss Missile

A piss middle is often seen at Just The Tip’s old man softball games. These missiles are not to be messed with and should be fielded with care to risk injury if one was to not exit the premises. Slop says so. Bet on it.

During the game with The Late Show there were plenty of piss missiles to be seen. Not many were caught.

by Just a Tip August 2, 2022