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Ham-macking

Bro #1 - Did you hear Julian went ham-macking last night!
Bro #2 - No way?! For real?
by SpookyNoodle28 July 17, 2020
mugGet the Ham-mackingmug.

ham pony

large proportioned individuals who emit an odor like warm processed meat and who wear extremely tight clothing so that ham roles out at multiple locations. Both conditions are required to qualify as a ham pony

plural: Pone Hammy's
"you'll need a crowbar to get the pants off of that ham pony" or "I'm going to ride that ham pony all the way to sloppy town"
Plural: "Cover your nuggets, here comes a herd of Pone Hammy's!"
by Ham Pony February 10, 2018
mugGet the ham ponymug.

ham washer

Ham washer is To clean ham
by Jimmy bin laden November 17, 2021
mugGet the ham washermug.

Ham overhang

a) part of a slice of ham overlapping the edge of the bread which is about to be placed in a toasted cheese sandwich and which could spoil in cooking if not carefully replaced;

b) parts of the 'labia major' jutting out of the side of a g-string and which take the form of an interesting fleshy protrusion
"Hey - Antony! Check out the ham overhang on my toastie before you put it in the Breville. Don't want it to spoil!"

"Sure, Fulsome. Sorry. I was in a world of my own thinking about that babe last night. When she walked by on the mezzanine I caught an eyeful of HER ham overhang!
by Jeremyhotpepper September 23, 2011
mugGet the Ham overhangmug.

Ham Canyon

Damn that girl had 5 kids. I bet she has a ham canyon down there.
by Nshipl1 June 6, 2014
mugGet the Ham Canyonmug.

Highway Ham

Also refered to as road head however Highway Ham occurs after a long road trip when your junk is salty.

Usually served with a side of salted nuts.
After an 8 hour road trip I just knew Phils Mom was ready for some Highway Ham with a side of salty nuts.
by Spincter Brown October 11, 2011
mugGet the Highway Hammug.

Ham Squad

A group of ignorant, low-life, burnouts who sell marijuana, wear hCo, A&F, gold chains and ed hardy. They also cannot pass their freshman year of high school, pull NO hoes, and do absolutely nothing with their lives post-high school.

On their playlist: Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka Flame, and Brick Squad (who they aspire to be).

They also obnoxiously scream HAM SQUAD at any party, store, or hallway they walk down in their fine institution of higher education.

They will slump you dawg so you better be squadded when you see these cats.
I was at this party when Ham Squad rolled up trying to slump my n*gga Alex. I got all my bros together because this dude Matt White was trying get on his slam piece, so we fought. It was chill.
by feelincrisp1234 October 20, 2010
mugGet the Ham Squadmug.

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