pajama fits

Those middle of the night or early morning bouts of anxiety that wake you from a deep sleep so that you can fret and sweat over real or imagined problems, all of which appear to have an inevitable and disastrous conclusion; however, when you wake up the next morning, they don't appear nearly as bad or as catastrophic.

I'm totally whipped this morning. I had pajama fits all night about that sound in the attic, which can only be explained as a pack of oversized and rabid raccoons, my furnace about to burst into flames and burn me alive, or just this old house "settling."

by Rufus Pardue June 8, 2016

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trampy fit

Wearing shit clothes but still managing to pull them off because your bomb hair n makeup make up for it.Half fit,half tramp-the exact half way line between trampy and fit

When your best mate,yve, is wearing joggers and an old tshirt and asks if she looks trampy so you reply you look trampy fit because although her clobber's shite she's still managing to slay all the fuck boys in the land because her makeup's lookin slick af

by Penguinpoop August 9, 2016

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Paris Fit

A high level of physical fitness delusion attained by a person who considers poor lifestyle choices to have no detrimental effect to health, stamina and general well-being.

A person who is Paris Fit will believe that having 10 pints, a couple of burgers and a nose bag will not have an adverse effect on a his/her's ability to train well the following day.

by qwertyfail June 2, 2010

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