Milanese beans

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.

His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.

by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

smoll bean

fucking 9 year olds on roblox who think theyre so cute and loveable because their avatar is shorter. you'll often find them in games like royalr high,adopt me, or meep city who are ODing a slender and using punctuation for faces like : XD , xp , xb , xd , :> , :< , ;w; and qwq.

I crushed the smoll bean with my foot and smiled at the sound of its bones crunching at my feet.

by SoopMan September 21, 2020

Smol Bean

That someone is so cute they are a bean
Typically used in fandoms

Phil is such a Smol Bean
I agree! He is adorable

by Tomato_Cultivator April 21, 2016

Bean Demon

A Bean Demon is someone who you see regularly when you're high, however never when you're sober. Therefore leading someone to be unsure if they exist or not.

Look at that Bean Demon

by dat.boi.dead April 30, 2020

Bean Work

It is a type of job, usually consisting of working with beans.

"What sort of work do you do?"
"Bean Work"

by Spuddy 69 February 15, 2022

Bean stand

A lady boner, specifically the clitoris.

That hot guy over there is giving me a wicked bean stand.

by B. Stand January 8, 2021

Bean Monster

This n**ga eats all your beans. Beware, he will not hesitate to take a spoon and bonk those beans. Make Sure not to befriend one of these monsters.

John ate all my beans from my lunch. I know he's such a Bean Monster.

by You eat All my BEans September 28, 2018