by matt clarke January 13, 2004
Get the rob zombie mug.A hypothetical team incorporated into your zombie plan consisting of the people you know who would be the most beneficial in the event of a zombie apocolypse. People often considered for one's zombie team are resourceful, very fit, stealthy, not afraid of blood, and have easy access to weapons.
Benji Franklin: "Damn, look at that bully beat a helpless child with a baseball bat!"
G Wash: "I know. He'd be perfect in my zombie team."
G Wash: "I know. He'd be perfect in my zombie team."
by Dennis Erickson November 1, 2009
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Get the Zombie Serious mug.A large stick which is kept in one's room for the sole purpose of bludgeoning zombies when the zombie apocalypse happens.
by jamill14 June 9, 2011
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Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.
by jorbastopal November 5, 2010
Get the Sausage Zombie mug.Students in a "smart" classroom with technology at their fingerprints who cannot break their zombie gaze from the LCD screen in front of them no matter how interesting the instructor may be.
My drafting teacher could cut off his right hand and those LCD zombies would never even look up from their screens.
by The Woodshop Teacher March 17, 2013
Get the LCD Zombie mug.I came once, then we came together as he looked into my eyes, then he kept making me come over and over with his zombie penis
by KingBoris March 21, 2013
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