Tighter than a clam with lockjaw

firmly fixed in place

This motor is locked up tighter than a clam with lockjaw

by Gimpler June 1, 2010

what am i doing with my life

You're really bored, aren't you?

Someone said, "What am I doing with my life."

by FANGIRL4evah June 17, 2018

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008

Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwich

A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.

We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!

by Dutch Sandwitch April 16, 2018

fux with

To assiociate one's self with something of interest.

I like hiphop and rap but I also fux with dubstep.

I hate white rappers but I fux with Eminem.

by unfuxwidable August 22, 2011

snakes with tits

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.

Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !

by Fav February 13, 2008

Becky with the good hair

According to Kwame Brown, it's Matt Barnes.

Becky with the good hair is about to get my momma's cooking!

by chukagulu May 21, 2021