WOMBAT

Acronym for Women Over Mates, Beer and Television.

A WOMBAT is a male who spends excessive time with a girlfriend, female friends, or trying to score sex. A WOMBAT is always heterosexual.

See cuntbutler and WOM too.

Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a fucking WOMBAT! Come out for once!

by bucket004 May 25, 2009

Wimbles

Place name.

Abbreviation/slang for the South London town Wimbledon.
Inhabitants of Wimbles are known as 'Wombles' - after the popular 70's children's TV show: The Wombles, who resided on Wimbledon Common.

They shut down the Tinseltown outside Wimbles tube stn... Where am I going to get my morning milkshake from now?

by East-end wordary September 12, 2010

Wombat

A lunch lady who is small in stature and sulks around hunched over similar to a wombat. A female cafeteria employee who ressembles a wombat. A high school food server with puffy hair, T-Rex arms, with a loathesome demenor.

I receieved my BBQ pork rib and mashed potatos from "wombat" today.

by OHmanTHISisaJAM October 9, 2005

wombat-head

A wombat-headis an unattractive woman that shows up at your residence uninvited.

I thought I told that wombat-head to stop showing up at my apartment.

by Rob Groves November 11, 2007

Wombat

The lamest damn animal of all time. Some praise it as a god while others like myself realize what a piece of shit it is. Its like a fat moving turd of hobo fur.

Your mom is an example of this so called "wombat"

by That one guy behind you October 27, 2012

wombat

a filthy disgusting creature native to australia, comonly found in burrows

wombat is a filthy twat

by me January 18, 2004

wombat

a liar, asshole, cunt...basically wombat can be used as a replacement for any derogatory term in the english language.

"you fucked my sister, stole my drugs, and wrecked my car...you're a fucking wombat!"

by JiMbOmUrPhY April 26, 2006