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peters mum

peters mum, its just peters mum
wow look at peters mum, real specimen
by the one the only jeol February 1, 2021
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swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333
kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard
kai : >:)
by kaisshit November 16, 2021
mugGet the swifts mummug.

YA MUM

the worst thing to say in the entire universe
WoodMorning7: ya mum
Pumppartymac: PRISON
by hybrid_eeee May 8, 2021
mugGet the YA MUMmug.

Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box
hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey
mugGet the Flakey's mummug.

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
mugGet the Jam-mummug.

harrys mum

that crash was hectic harrys mum is DEAD
by harrys dad May 15, 2022
mugGet the harrys mummug.

your mum

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.

idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work
roast: person: boii you look like saggy wet noodles

idiot: like your mum?
by WhoEatDaOreo January 14, 2017
mugGet the your mummug.

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