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double wide load

The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.
Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night
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Wide Body Kit

Wide body kits are a mod for sports cars. If you actually were a racer, they would be useful. However, they are primarily used by 48 year olds going though midlife crises that turn on sports mode in their cars. They are overpriced and only useful if you go above the speed limit. People don't think you're cool, they just are fucking tired of hearing golf on the radio.
"I got a Thicc Industries wide body kit for ya car!"
"Fuck off Jibick, you put airplane fuel in my Tesla and hacked my GPS to only display furry ancom porn."
by Sugoma god August 3, 2022
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wide acres open

“His mouth is wide acres open.”

The door was left wide acres open.”
by Brynwyth August 20, 2022
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wide kyle

Someone who acts like a rather short penis with a large circumference.
Yeah let's send wide kyle on that delivery.
by CoozeyBenny August 26, 2022
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Peep and the Big Wide World

IT'S A HORRIBLE SHOW ALL OF THE BIRDS ARE PEDOPHILES
pedophile: I love Peep and the Big Wide World, it's so relatable!
by ImNotAPedophileISwear May 9, 2022
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wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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Wide ant

A blue ant-like bug-like being that is oddly wide
Hey is that a wide ant there?
by BeeboiYES October 14, 2022
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