Western

Something the direct opposite of cheap, such as for most Asians, America is actually east of them but is still called "Western food".

Hey you remember that Western food we ate last week? Wasn't that pretty expensive?

by pork out of meth May 24, 2023

Westerning

The act of going to a Fish and Chip shop at lunch (or indeed any time of the day). in order to "western" there should be at least three people and copious amounts of salt and/or ketchup must be added.

Boy A: Where you going at lunch?
Boy B: I'm westerning with Boy C, Boy D and BOY E

by Middle-class liberal softy September 19, 2009

western skillet

When you contract pink eye from a dirty testicle to the eye.

I got a western skillet when I agreed to a one night stand with Chris.

by Thatkyguy September 28, 2019

western poopy dick

When doing anal in the position reverse cowgirl, your significant other shits on your dick. Therefore giving you the Western Poopy Dick.

God Kara gave me a Western Poopy Dick last night. Made a huge mess

by ShrimpyMcgee July 2, 2022

Dirty Western

Receiving a rimjob and getting a western handjob with the thumb pointed down towards the balls.

My girlfriend gave me a Dirty Western last night ,awesome!

by Superduty99 July 9, 2018

Mid-western crack whore

Frank Canfield

Don’t be a mid-western crack whore

by DyldoSchmo September 11, 2020

Best western pillow teeth

Mostly white peoples teeth that are shaped like best western pillows

AYO she’s got some best western pillow teeth

by casidymae January 14, 2021