Weiner squeezin'

sexual intercourse as defined by rednecks hillbillies and what not.

Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?

Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!

by jakerater July 22, 2009

Weiner

Person who is a middle aged Congressman who lies to the media about sexting young girls and sending photos of his genitalia.

My daughter was sexted by a 'weiner'.

by Neck Puck Suck Mo December 8, 2011

hardy weineberg

a boner

when I saw her take off her shirt I got a hardy weineberg

by Paul June 5, 2003

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner

He is a man with very few words and no Xbox because he has bad grades.

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner to the office

by The man in the back April 2, 2019

Weiner

a person who sends inappropriate texts and pictures via cell phone.

Friend1: Dude did you just send me a picture of your junk?

Friend2: Sorry that was supposed to go to Latoya.

Friend1: Your such a weiner.

by 0utkast June 16, 2011

weiner

A sexy word used to turn a girl on, usually when sitting behind her at a movie theatre.

"Hey...pssst...I just rubbed popcorn butter on my weiner!"

by tankin355 October 29, 2007

Weiner-Chamois

Something made of only the smoothest, softest leather, like that of a weiner

I Love the way this couch feels; it's just like weiner-chamois.

by Cor-dog March 21, 2008