BJ Week

The one week of the month when a girl is on the rag and her partner is too pussy to try for red wings, and selfish enough to ask something of her.

"Hey Jennifer wanna go to the party with me this weekend?"

"No, I can't hold my booze and last week was BJ Week... I don't want to be projectiling cum all night."

by LL Cool Jen December 2, 2009

About a week ago

you did something a week ago but you don't remember it and its a slang word the odd people don't get.
about a week ago

me: " I got my hair done"
you:" When:
me: "About a week ago!"

by Diamondbear13 November 4, 2014

blowjob week

The 1 week out of 4 where your shag bag performs blowjob administration instead of taking your donkey shlong inside her poon due to being up on blocks

shlonginator: hey rory u goin home poundin ur bird later??
rory: no man shes up on blocks
shlonginator: bumour, buts its blowjob week ya?!
rory: does a bear shit in the woods?!
lads: NICE!!

enda: DIES!!!!

by shlonginator April 19, 2007

Hell Week

Usually the first week of varsity soccer practice. The most torturous week of the season to test all of your athletic abilities. It can kinda be seen as hazing.

"Hey do u want to hangout?"
---"sorry man it's Hell Week and I'm exhausted!"

"Damn! Next week is Hell Week!"

by Sir Barks Alot March 24, 2017

freak of the week

A person, male or female, that has publicly displayed such an amount of freakiness, that there is an entire week dedicated to them.

"Yo cuz! Did you see that girl grinding on stage and givin out lap dances on Sunday? She was freaked out!"

"Yeah I know man. She da freak of the week!"

by freakadaweekaliqua August 31, 2010

Mid-week Crisis

An Alternative/Acoustic Band from Gaithersburg, Maryland.

"Hey did you get to see Mid-week Crisis last night?" "Yeah, They were awesome!"

by Dr3wBe4r August 19, 2009

red flag week

pertaining to a woman's period.

June wouldn't let me fuck her yesterday, it's red flag week.

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003