shit wipe

1. Something you use to wipe your bum with.

2. Another word for asshole/shithead

John: I fucked your girl

Me: You're a fucking shit wipe

by jackmywhang February 27, 2009

anal wipe

To call a person that they are worth nothing, and that you would wipe your anal with them

THEM : Haha! Suck this, I got a new xPhone

YOU : Shut up you anal wipe, get some friends.

by Venturer X March 13, 2009

Snipe wipe

When you wipe your ass and get all the shit in one try. You just snipe that shit like pew pew.

Guy 1 "yo i just snipe wiped!"
Guy 2 "man, you got all that shit in one go, damn"
Guy 1"you know how i fucking roll"
*they then go and smoke some meth or sumshit*

by Meth is my domain November 24, 2009

chode wipe

smelly dick napkin. Men use this when they wipe the cum off their puny chubby chode. Also used as an insult when someone is being an asshole.

"Ew, did you just use your chode wipe?"
"Oh, yea don't you?"
"Nah, Man i dont have a chode."

Exp 2.
"WHAT A CHODE WIPE."
"Ha, i know he should grow a pair."

by crazygoonie76535 April 27, 2010

Orange Ass-Wipe

The orange ass-wipe, also known by his scientific name, as Donald Trump. Famous for being the biggest douchebag around planet earth, of even the universe, with having found an IQ, below -100000! The orange ass-wipe is also known to have a weakness amongst Mexicans, one of the most harmless living beings on earth, with a caring tone!

Person 1: Ugh! The orange ass-wipe is back on tv.
Person 2: You for real?! Imagine if he were a white ass-wipe
Person 3: Yeah! He’d be more pleasant indeed

by mistake.exe April 14, 2020

Squad wipe

A girl who has hooked up with the entire squad.

Mark:
Should I date Marissa?

Frank: Not a chance dude, she belongs to the streets. She has already squad wiped us.

by Chingwack8421 July 11, 2020

one wipe wonder

After defecation, one goes to wipe clean the anus crevice and realizes he/she has been able to achieve a bowel movement without the need of toilet paper to wipe the area clear of fesses residue after exportation.

Yes...i jus dropped the kids off and wiped, looked at the paper...Sweet!!! One wipe wonder!!!

by steve-i rastafari September 10, 2005