Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
Get the Whack Wipemug. When you're trying to wipe after taking a big poop but you just keep wiping poop and get so angry at the thought of you having to wipe so much that you wipe harder and faster; enough to make your butt hole bleed.
"Dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning and it felt so good but my arm is killing me now."
"Your arm? Why?"
" It was so messy and it wouldn't go away and it caused me to rage wipe for about 15 minutes."
"Your arm? Why?"
" It was so messy and it wouldn't go away and it caused me to rage wipe for about 15 minutes."
by NotsosMom April 21, 2018
Get the Rage Wipemug. Mr Wipes is the weird shy guy that finds enjoyment in wiping old mens ass at the elderly center. But Mr Wipes isnt all bad, he has his moments
by Krazez June 6, 2018
Get the mr wipesmug. by Cometstrike October 19, 2019
Get the wipe creammug. The simple act of wiping your anus using your right hands forefingers to wipe the shit then rinse the shit off your fingers using your bathroom sink. Repeat until anus is fully clean.
by KeenanMcAuley November 20, 2016
Get the Nigerian Wipemug. That fuckin ass wipe is here again.
by friskychick September 9, 2016
Get the ass wipemug. 