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winter salt

What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".
I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.
by QuacksO January 12, 2017
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winter crust

When you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af.
Becky: "Oh my god, it's Jake!"
Samantha: "No girl, stay away, I see that winter crust on his lips."
by iluvdinosaurs February 5, 2017
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winter sweater

A brief relationship during the winter months sought out to provide oneself with an added sense of comfort, security, worth and purpose, which will then seem less relevant or necessary once winter is over. Similar to the "cuffing season" phenomenon.
"She doesn't want anything too serious, I'm just her winter sweater"
by vesperlynd April 22, 2017
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Winter Nose

The status your nose reaches during a cold dry winter, where it is filled with crust and blood. It is painful to the touch and can affect breathing, smelling and eating. This condition tends to be worse in the early morning immediately after waking.
Please stop making out with me, I am having trouble breathing because of my winter nose.
by J Wanie March 17, 2017
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Winter Wonderland

When a man eats a woman's ass with a lip full of Copenhagen Wintergreen, providing a cooling and tingling effect.
"Pack that can and take me to a Winter Wonderland..."
by AfricaTan August 1, 2017
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Winter berries

The bum crusts stuck to the pubic hair of a sweaty crack.
You haven't wiped properly, you have lots of winter berries
by Linlins September 1, 2017
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winter camo

The stuff hot girls wear to hide the fact they gain weight over the holidays and through out the winter.
Becky has a lovely turtle neck on. It’s just winter camo the only reason she is wearing that is to hide the 15 pounds she gained at thanksgiving .
by magicjesse April 20, 2018
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