vacation dick

A huge caribbean dick that a gal can only handle in summer time

That vacation dick was too good, but i can't have that on a daily basis

by oscarios June 16, 2016

Straight vacation

When some one has sex or sensual physical contact with another of the same gender. Out of necessity, curiosity or mistakenly.

"Look at sally she has totally got her tongue down that chicks throat..... She must be on straight vacation.

by oorobotoo January 25, 2011

Island Vacation

When pedestrians cross to the middle of the road but then take a mental vacation, showing no signs or interest in crossing the rest of the way or any awareness of their surroundings, causing confusion for passing drivers/other pedestrians (could alternatively be, minor stroke - who would know?)

"What are you stopped for?"
"I was just gonna let this guy cross"
"Nah, not that guy, he's on an island vacation, he could be there a while"

by pseudmrk1 February 28, 2012

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010

vacation dick

I dick that is so large you can only ride it once a year

Man I had so bomb ass vacation dick last night

by Spaggootter May 22, 2016

Vacation

WOOOOOOOOW! THAT'S LIKE 3 IN A ROW! TED CRUZ HAS GONE ON VACATION FOR THE LAST 3 NATURAL DISASTERS! What was the last one?

Hym "I don't remember what the last natural disaster was but I remember that Ted Cruz went on fucking vacation. Jesus Christ!"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

vacation dick

When you'r on vacation and you hook with a dude who's not boyfriend material but got a bomb ass dick.

You wouldn't believe the "vacation dick" I got last night

That guy from the bar?
Yea. I wouldn't date him but if I ever come back, I know he got good vacation dick.

by thatguyinyourmomscloset June 16, 2016