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A Vagina Gremlin is the little creature that inhabits a women's vagina. The Vagina Gremlin often steals condoms off the woman's unsuspecting partner to use as a sleeping bag. This can result in accidental pregnancy. The only way to obtain the stolen condom is for the woman, or man, to reach in with middle and forefinger and "tickle" the Gremlin until it relinquishes the stolen prophylactic. A woman's period is also caused by the Vagina Gremlin. When the Vagina Gremlin is tired, which is about once a month, he will take a pickaxe and cause the vagina to bleed. The woman, wishing to stop the bleeding, will place a soft, cottony tampon in place which serves as the Vagina Gremlins pillow. It is unknown exactly how many women have a Vagina Gremlin, or how they came into existence.
by Nathanus Maximus February 18, 2012
by brokatmil November 08, 2010
A female that man can go to at anytime during the day or night to smash on and leave and have no attachments just like a drive thru, you can have it your way.
Homie #1: Yo Homie, I got down on three Vagina Drive by's today.
Homie #2: Damn homie with all those Vagina Drive By'syou really get yourself check out right away
Homie #2: Damn homie with all those Vagina Drive By'syou really get yourself check out right away
by Crazy Mama, White Widow February 24, 2010
similar to a F.U.P.A (fat upper pussy area), a vagina flooper is an overwhelming amount of fat above a woman's vagina that hangs down over her; like an extreme muffin top
Bob: "Yo look at that lady's fupa! Its so big it's dangling!"
Steve: "Dude that's not a fupa... that's a vagina flooper!"
Steve: "Dude that's not a fupa... that's a vagina flooper!"
by redwolf328 August 05, 2011
The white brown thick cheese like substance that is found in dirty vaginas and in the lining of panties.
Hey, June I think you should change your panties before we go to the party remember you dont want TJ to see your vagina crap or smell it.
by hootrat March 23, 2011
Sexually manipulating a male; either by withholding as punishment for unsatisfactory behavior, or by using sex as a reward for acting according to her wishes. Through time the Vagina Wrench sets up a Pavlovian response in the male, whereby he becomes conditioned to do the female's bidding. Without outside intervention on the part of his friends, he is done for.
"Kevin is helpless. Every time he tries to hang out with the boys Suzy pulls out the Vagina Wrench and that's that. His friends haven't seen him in months. Fucking Pathetic!"
by Moonpuppy July 11, 2009