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Ultimate Road Head

The act of receiving fellatio in the passenger seat of a moving motorized vehicle from the driver of the vehicle. The motorized vehicle is usually in cruise control and receiver of the fellatio steers the vehicle with their free hand.
Tyrone almost wrecked the car when he was getting ultimate road head from his biatch.
by the rude lingiust April 1, 2010
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Ultimate Ninja

Ultimate Ninja is a fun game for 2 to around 8 players . No supplies are needed other than your hands.
Players stand in a circle and decide who they wish to begin the game. The starter will then have everyone in a bowing position facing the center and will state "Uuulllllltimate NINJA!!"

At this point, all players will jump away from the center and take a stance. THE GOAL OF THIS GAME IS TO SLAP A HAND OF YOUR OPPONENT. If a player's hand is slapped, he must leave the circle and the game. HERE'S THE CATCH: You may only take ONE fluid motion to slap your opponent's hand, and if someone is attempting to strike you, you may take ONE fluid motion to move your hands or body out of the way, and you must retain that position until it is your turn to block or attack. The las person left in the circle is the winner and is the next game's winner.

The first strike should begin with the starter and continue from there in a clockwise order. You may attack anyone in the circle and even jump to make a strike.

PENALTIES: If you move your body or hands out of turn, flinch, or move your body in a more sophisticated way than one fluid motion in one direction, you must stand up straight and place your hands out in front of you, palms face down as a penalty. You may evade the attack that may be aimed at you.

This is A LOT of fun, but takes some getting used to. TRY IT!!
Ultimate Ninja!!!: I jump backwards throwing my hands behind my back, Carlos narrowly missing me. I look around and throw myself forward hitting John's hand, sending him out of the game. But!–I feel my hand being slapped quickly and turn to see that Shanice had caught me off guard; she had won the game.
by Necropirate August 15, 2009
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ultramaroon

Extreme form of maroon; someone who is very very stoopid
What an ultramaroon! -Bugs Bunny
by kmc May 13, 2005
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ultraporn

Porn restricted to individuals 54 years old or older.
For his 40th birthday, I got my friend a fake ID so he could rent some ultraporn.
by Planet Express Ship March 23, 2007
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mk ultra fucked

When you are so so so un fucking believably fucked,.. that you may as well have been kidnapped and are being experimented upon.. ala mk ultra secret us nazi government program. Also describes a heighted state of paranoia, fear and quite possibly delusion.
That batman shooter looks so mk ultra fucked. Shit son
by Porkyjewlovingtwo March 23, 2016
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ultimate frisbee

A game played with a disc and seven players per team on the field at a time. Object is to score by catching the disc in the correct endzone. Games are usually played to 13 or 15 unless a time cap is put on. Players cannot run with the disc, it must be worked up the field, generally by "handlers" passing to "cutters". A very athletic sport that demands running comparable to soccer or football.
Started on the East Coast in the late 1960s and is now played at a national level. Is run by the "Spirit of the Game"TM. Games can be as unorganized as pickup games with friends or they can be organized by clubs, leagues, schools, or the Ultimate Player's Association(UPA).
"You say you play Ultimate Frisbee, like in disc golf?"

"No, as in Ultimate."
by KittyL May 23, 2008
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ultrasex

Like Sex but much, much better. All participants wear capes.

It is a common misconception that this is just another synonym for buttsecks. I assure you, it is not.
Man, having ultrasex last night was one of the most euphoric experiences in my life... until my cape got snagged in her lady parts.
by Ultraman April 21, 2008
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