Two Tucker

When your balls hang low enough that your girl can reach around, while your banging her on top, and stuff both your nuts up her ass. The feeling is intense like a tiny midget hand squeezing your nads. Desired by many. Accomplished by the gifted few.

Thanks to my heavy hangers, Rachel did the two tucker on me last night. So tight.

Braaaaahh I can’t shake the sight of waking in on you and my sister doing the two tucker.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Two teen

Modified version of twenty by DK

Eighteen, Nineteen, Two teen

by darkangel_1004 January 7, 2021

Two Trucks

Having sex

A: "two trucks"
B: "having sex"

by Willix_xml February 6, 2022

two in the cockpit

When two cocks are forced into one vagina.

She got drunk and took two in the cockpit last night.

by bekaz April 2, 2014

two jags

Heavyweight Deputy Prime Minister of the UK. Lard-arse with a penchant for Jaguars. As with most politicians, in disgrace. Famously beat up some animal rights hippy who threw an egg at him.

two jags became two jabs

by tosh mactavish III August 8, 2006

Two’s a Crowd

An undesirable situation for diners, because the pandemic has decimated so many lives worldwide that the authorities would allow foodcourts and restaurants to operate only if they limit to no more than one person per table at any time of the day.

Jeff was fined $3,000 the second time for breaking the “Two’s a crowd” rule twice, this time round for being caught at a fast-food outlet with an ex-colleague whom he’d not met for over a decade.

by Fasters March 6, 2022

Two cans

An abundance of. Many. LOTS!

Robert - it smells like two cans
Mandy - two cans?
Robert - TWO CANS OF BOUNCE DAT ASS!

by Femme boy October 15, 2020